A miniature Shakespeare whose eyes will follow your every movement. The inventor, Sleepy Thistleton, claims that in tests Shakespeare was able to cling onto a subject's arms for over sixty hours, despite numerous attempts to remove him. A spokesman for The Ballydeelin Research and Development Group has questioned the value of these tests. He pointed out that only a limited amount of explosives could have been used in these attempts to remove Shakespeare because of the close proximity of the subject's arm to the subject. Sleepy responded by saying, "Love can be more powerful than any explosive." He made a female Shakespeare who clung to the subject's free arm. He told us that he discovered the power of love when his wife tried to shoot him in the back.