Needle Murphy claims to have created the perfect pint of stout. You'll go through three different emotions as you drink it. The first is a feeling of ecstacy, which is followed by a fear that you're being followed by a gorilla. The final stage is depression. In the early stage's of the drink's development, the depression came first and the ecstacy last, but in tests Needle found that people stopped drinking after one pint if it left them in a state of ecstacy. They went to the park to run around in circles or they built hovercrafts.

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