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Wednesday, August 31, 2005
 

An Ironing Board

An ironing board that can find its own way home.

Monday, August 29, 2005
 

A Hat Stand

A hat stand that emits a scent to make it look like an attractive female leprechaun to male leprechauns.

Friday, August 26, 2005
 

A Hat

A hat with a ukelele which it refuses to return to its rightful owner.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005
 

Crisps

Crisps that become butterflies in August.

Monday, August 22, 2005
 

A Camera

A camera that will notify the authorities when you point at sheep with a stick.

 

A Fire Alarm

A fire alarm that will explain your behaviour in a Freudian way.

Thursday, August 18, 2005
 

A Piano

A piano for professional wrestlers.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005
 

A Watch

A watch that will tell you when your horse is in love.

 

A Poltergeist Detector

A poltergeist detector that blames a poltergeist every time it sets a caravan on fire.

 

False Teeth

False teeth with the mentality of the British prisoners of war in 'Bridge Over the River Kwai'.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005
 

A Slate

A crime-solving slate that will always accuse Kojak of being the criminal.

 

A Camel

A camel with an interest in radiators.

 

Footballs

Footballs that reinforce gender stereotypes.

 

Middle Earth

Middle Earth.

Monday, August 15, 2005
 

A Sundial

A sundial that will dig a hole in the ground and live there.

 

An Ant Magnet

An ant magnet.

Saturday, August 13, 2005
 

Furniture Polish

Furniture polish that may or may not be the legal guardian of a tennis prodigy.

Friday, August 12, 2005
 

Cigarettes

Cigarettes that eagles can easily steal.

Thursday, August 11, 2005
 

Angel Detectors

Angel detectors that can also be thrown at goats.

 

Rope

A piece of rope that's longer than Steve McQueen.

 

A Duck's Silhouette

A duck's silhouette that will be deemed winners of the UEFA Cup in any court of law.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005
 

A Drum Machine

A drum machine with a herd of sheep, which it has lost.

 

A Bath

A bath with a degree in eye surgery from an online university.

 

Paint

Paint that can communicate with dolphins.

Tuesday, August 09, 2005
 

A Hamster

A hamster that can be used as a credit card.

 

A Stair Lift

A stair lift designed to create the impression of unrequited love.

Monday, August 08, 2005
 

Automated Wedding Planner

An automated wedding planner that only rarely gets sick.

 

Robotic Vacuum Cleaner

A robotic vacuum cleaner. Needs to be used as the manager of a small farm when not in use as a vacuum cleaner.

 

A Lightning Conductor

A lightning conductor that plays 'Karma Police' by Radiohead.

Friday, August 05, 2005
 

Shoes

Shoes that tell you how related you are to the trees you fall out of.

 

A Pig

A pig that can pose for photos while holding a small watering can.

Thursday, August 04, 2005
 

A Javellin

A javellin capable of fooling monkeys into thinking that it's an abandoned baby so the monkeys will adopt it as one of their own.

 

An Igloo

An igloo with a fridge and a light bulb that pretends to work by humming TV theme tunes.

 

A Box

A box that falls over when a squirrel turns his back.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005
 

A Room

A room with an atmosphere conducive to the seduction of Smurfs by badgers.

 

A Frisbee

A Frisbee that has puppies.

Tuesday, August 02, 2005
 

A Trampoline

A trampoline that becomes smaller when you set it on fire.

 

Long Distance Learning

A long distance learning course conducted using sunburn.

 

Chocolates

Chocolates which can also be used to kill centipedes.

Monday, August 01, 2005
 

Superman

Superman with a fake moustache to make him look like Batman.

 

Eleven Fridges

Eleven fridges.

 

Bicycle Bells

Bicycle bells that will combine to become the capital of Austria in 2016.

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