An alarm clock capable of travelling back in time to when it lived in a shoe.

Trucie Gallagher released details of his latest invention last week. It's a sensor that will tell you whether Martians are angry, sad or dizzy. He couldn't find any Martians to test it on, but he has tested it extensively on ducks. Over 90% of the ducks were sad. This has led the Ballydeelin Research and Development Group to investigate why ducks are sad. A spokesman for the group said, "It may just be that there's a fundamental difference between Martians and ducks, and that a sad Martian might be very similar to a dizzy duck."

Needle Murphy's company have just unveiled their latest products: bad jeans and good jeans. Some of the jeans are in between. Needle expects people to buy them for the excitement that comes from not knowing if your jeans are bad or good until they do something to you.

Dominoes with little feet and they dance when they're having a good time, and they're always having a good time, if you believe their inventor, Tim Bookimlou.

Mechanical grasshoppers that steal ice cream. They can remove their own eye lids and used them as spoons.

Tiny little peas that say 'hmm' because they think they're just about to eat something.