Sinker Daly's latest invention is a harpsichord that The Beatles broke. The head of the Ballydeelin Research and Development Group has said that it can't be both an invention and a harpsichord that The Beatles broke and it's neither because there's a goat in it. Sinker responded by saying, "Is this like the time you saw all those grey monkeys and blue monkeys and grey monkeys?" It was Sinker himself who saw the grey monkeys and blue monkeys.

Hizzy Hickey has built his own wind tunnel. It comes after months of testing, which mostly involved knocking people's hats off with a stick. In response to suggestions that government property was damaged during the development of the wind tunnel, Hizzy said, "Absolutely. You name it, I damaged it." Critics have pointed out that it was Hizzy himself who made those suggestions.

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