Ping Hennigen has been working on robots recently. Following the success of his butler robot, he's just unveiled robots that are capable of performing Irish dances and pulling wires out of walls. An expert on Irish dancing said they shouldn't be flailing their arms about and shouting 'Help, help!' while dancing, but another expert said he thought it added a degree of urgencey to the performance. Ping says he can get them to stop flailing their arms, but it involves removing their heads.

The Ballydeelin Research and Development Group are working on a widescreen TV that's light enough to be carried by a donkey. During a recent press conference, they were forced to concede that it depends on the donkey, but they insist that their donkey was able to carry it over rough terrain up a hill. They carried their own camping equipment.

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