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Saturday, March 25, 2006
 

News: The Butler Did It.


Ping Hennigen revealed his latest invention on the street outside the community centre last night. It's a mechanical butler that says 'Do not be alarmed' and sets things on fire. Ping says he added in the 'Do not be alarmed' message after he noticed the butler's tendency to set things on fire. In response to criticism of the butler, Ping said, "Would anyone be talking about a butler who didn't set things on fire?"


Needle Murphy's musical Mother's Day cards have been selling very well, and his company is expanding all the time. From next month, they'll be producing an insect spray called 'I killed something on your head'. When asked what other products were in the pipeline, Needle mentioned something he calls 'pig's utensicles', which can be used to kill rabbits or in aroma therapy. When it was pointed out that the name 'pig's utensicles' would be likely to put people off, he said that was like saying that 'a dead horse' is a bad way to describe a dead horse.


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