A fake hand that you can talk to when you're tired of talking to your own hands.

The latest product from Needle Murphy's company has received close attention from the police. It's a fake ID card that will make you appear old enough to have frisked Gene Kelly and Ginger Rogers. For it to be convincing, you'll need to learn the line 'They were very co-operative'.

Ping Hennigen is currently testing a gun that says 'Hey hey we're the Monkees' every three seconds, thus ensuring that you and your gun blend in with the environment during woodland hunting trips. He's said to be working with Needle Murphy's company on a fake hunting licence.

Knee pads that will alert you when your knees escape.

Sinker Daly's latest invention is a harpsichord that The Beatles broke. The head of the Ballydeelin Research and Development Group has said that it can't be both an invention and a harpsichord that The Beatles broke and it's neither because there's a goat in it. Sinker responded by saying, "Is this like the time you saw all those grey monkeys and blue monkeys and grey monkeys?" It was Sinker himself who saw the grey monkeys and blue monkeys.

Hizzy Hickey has built his own wind tunnel. It comes after months of testing, which mostly involved knocking people's hats off with a stick. In response to suggestions that government property was damaged during the development of the wind tunnel, Hizzy said, "Absolutely. You name it, I damaged it." Critics have pointed out that it was Hizzy himself who made those suggestions.

A thermometer made out of spiders that say 'brrr' when it's cold. The thermometer needs to be attached to your leg to survive.