A jam-making machine and a stick that you can look at if you don't like the jam. The stick can also be used if you don't like your cat.

Needle Murphy's company have started production on a drink called Coffinny. People who have tasted it say that the name gives no sense of the nettles and blue things in it, and they'd like to know what the blue things are, because they look a lot like the blue things that appeared in his soap.

Needle has also announced details of a deodourant called 'Doo-hooderant. He says it'll make you smell as good as your head. Some people have wondered if there's a connection between this and his ant-killer, which is called 'De-anteroox'. In promoting this, Needle mentioned that it'll make ants smell as good as bees, as well as killing them.

False teeth that can also be used as a mouse trap if you put a piece of cheese in your mouth.