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Wednesday, August 31, 2005An Ironing Board
An ironing board that can find its own way home.
Monday, August 29, 2005A Hat Stand
A hat stand that emits a scent to make it look like an attractive female leprechaun to male leprechauns.
Friday, August 26, 2005A Hat
A hat with a ukelele which it refuses to return to its rightful owner.
Wednesday, August 24, 2005Crisps
Crisps that become butterflies in August.
Monday, August 22, 2005A Camera
A camera that will notify the authorities when you point at sheep with a stick.
A Fire Alarm
A fire alarm that will explain your behaviour in a Freudian way.
Thursday, August 18, 2005A Piano
A piano for professional wrestlers.
Wednesday, August 17, 2005A Watch
A watch that will tell you when your horse is in love.
A Poltergeist Detector
A poltergeist detector that blames a poltergeist every time it sets a caravan on fire.
False Teeth
False teeth with the mentality of the British prisoners of war in 'Bridge Over the River Kwai'.
Tuesday, August 16, 2005A Slate
A crime-solving slate that will always accuse Kojak of being the criminal.
A Camel
A camel with an interest in radiators.
Footballs
Footballs that reinforce gender stereotypes.
Middle Earth
Middle Earth.
Monday, August 15, 2005A Sundial
A sundial that will dig a hole in the ground and live there.
An Ant Magnet
An ant magnet.
Saturday, August 13, 2005Furniture Polish
Furniture polish that may or may not be the legal guardian of a tennis prodigy.
Friday, August 12, 2005Cigarettes
Cigarettes that eagles can easily steal.
Thursday, August 11, 2005Angel Detectors
Angel detectors that can also be thrown at goats.
Rope
A piece of rope that's longer than Steve McQueen.
A Duck's Silhouette
A duck's silhouette that will be deemed winners of the UEFA Cup in any court of law.
Wednesday, August 10, 2005A Drum Machine
A drum machine with a herd of sheep, which it has lost.
A Bath
A bath with a degree in eye surgery from an online university.
Paint
Paint that can communicate with dolphins.
Tuesday, August 09, 2005A Hamster
A hamster that can be used as a credit card.
A Stair Lift
A stair lift designed to create the impression of unrequited love.
Monday, August 08, 2005Automated Wedding Planner
An automated wedding planner that only rarely gets sick.
Robotic Vacuum Cleaner
A robotic vacuum cleaner. Needs to be used as the manager of a small farm when not in use as a vacuum cleaner.
A Lightning Conductor
A lightning conductor that plays 'Karma Police' by Radiohead.
Friday, August 05, 2005Shoes
Shoes that tell you how related you are to the trees you fall out of.
A Pig
A pig that can pose for photos while holding a small watering can.
Thursday, August 04, 2005A Javellin
A javellin capable of fooling monkeys into thinking that it's an abandoned baby so the monkeys will adopt it as one of their own.
An Igloo
An igloo with a fridge and a light bulb that pretends to work by humming TV theme tunes.
A Box
A box that falls over when a squirrel turns his back.
Wednesday, August 03, 2005A Room
A room with an atmosphere conducive to the seduction of Smurfs by badgers.
A Frisbee
A Frisbee that has puppies.
Tuesday, August 02, 2005A Trampoline
A trampoline that becomes smaller when you set it on fire.
Long Distance Learning
A long distance learning course conducted using sunburn.
Chocolates
Chocolates which can also be used to kill centipedes.
Monday, August 01, 2005Superman
Superman with a fake moustache to make him look like Batman.
Eleven Fridges
Eleven fridges.
Bicycle Bells
Bicycle bells that will combine to become the capital of Austria in 2016.
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